KSL-BMX - the NEW one - please stay tuned until it's done!
And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.
I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
You can see how I lived before I met you. Tell her she looks thin. No, she'll probably make me do it. File not found. I'm a thing.
Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Who are you, my warranty?! So, how 'bout them Knicks? I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
Meh. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Kif might! We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! And I'm his friend Jesus. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. I'm Santa Claus! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Also Zoidberg. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Belligerent and numerous.
It's a T. It goes "tuh". Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". So, how 'bout them Knicks? Belligerent and numerous. Soothe us with sweet lies.
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Shut up and take my money! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Kids have names? I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
Why would I want to know that? Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! You don't know how to do any of those.
The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Oh God, what have I done? Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you!